1 . “Thanks Nori, for the cat hair all over my clothes.”
2 . “It was a massacre! The suspect is pictured below.”
3. “Locked my cat in the bathroom while I made a meal because he was being annoying. Revenge was had.”
4. Just pet me human!!
5. “Every morning when I brush my teeth.”
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